Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Some things I don't get

I don't understand the relationship between women and shoes. I don't understand how in 17 years of marriage, the mustard squeeze bottle is eternally almost empty..Even the brands change, but the low level of mustard is a constant. I don't understand how my kids will come home from the government school mad at me for killing the planet with our 1998 Dodge Durango, then they leave all the lights on and the door open with the furnace running....
Another thing I don't get----people enter the country illegally from south of the border, attempting to escape the poverty socialism has brought their home nation although rich in natural resources and work force. Same people illegally register to vote (thanks, Acorn!) then vote socialist.

3 comments:

shoo said...

When you understand the first, then all the rest will come easily.

Unknown said...

I dont get why its bad to throw away food right after dinner, but desireable after it has gathered mold in the back of the fridge.

princess slea said...

i don't get why my husband posted a picture of obama standing in the rain and everyone commented how "awesome" it is.
uhhh?