My son, Patrick, sometimes teases me about my thinning hair. I was once sitting next to a girl on a plane and she pointed out the miracle laser combs from the Skymall catalogue, that are supposed to stimulate hair growth. (AnnaMarie bounce between telling me my hair isn't thinning, then immediately pointing out all the handsome bald guys. Her list starts with Kelly Slater. It also ends with Kelly Slater)
I tell them the same thing---if any of those products worked, I think Donald Trump would have used them by now. But then I realized Bill Gates can probably afford a comb and some hair products, so there goes THAT theory.
Here's a picture of me eating bull testicles